Act 1: The Apple and the Tree! drags through the meager life of Trevor. A young man burdened with the seemingly impossible task of convincing his relations that he has been raped, by two women. Despite his best efforts, he is disregarded as a cheater, liar and thief. Frustrated and suffocated, digging deeper, deeper, and farther still, he retreats to his den of iniquity, which is the worst decision he will ever make. The culmination of all his shame is paralleled with his father Walter, following closely in his deadly footsteps.

Act 2: Two Minute Kenneth! follows a seemingly incompatible couple through the rapid escalation of the imminent melancholy that is, a modern day relationship. Resorting to violence to solve their conflict, Eugene becomes torn between a confession or satisfying his own selfish desires. Sexism and jealousy fan the embers of this twisted tale of delusion, rage and murder. A tragedy that goes to show, you’ll only reap just what you sow.

Act 3: My Goldfish Loves Me but I Hate Your Guts! ambles recklessly through a sinuous account of the life and misery of Maggie, an unhinged prostitute looking for retribution. Seemingly held together by the quizzical relationship with her beloved goldfish, Maggie indiscriminately stacks up her callers with no short of bloodshed. Chauvinism and tact drive her to resort to take matters into her own hands. Establishing a narrative that proves, a woman without a man is only as good as a fish without a gun.

Locked in the Attic Productions and The Secret Theatre Presents 
Love Is Dead!
An Original Play by Seanie Sugrue

Cast Includes: Patrick Brian Scherrer, Hannah Jane McMurray*, Myles O'Connor*, Jessica Carillo, Ana Roshelle Diaz, Ashton Foster, Richard Mazda, Rachel Zapata, Julie Reifers and John Warren
With Special Guests Gerard McNamee Jr, Denis Ooi and Mike Free as Two Minute Kenneth!
* Appearing through the courtesy of the Actors Equity Association

Opened September 7th, 2017
Thursday 7th, Friday 8th, Saturday 9th, Sunday 10th, Wednesday 13th, Thursday 14th, Friday 15th, Saturday 16th, Sunday 17th, Wednesday 20th, Thursday 21st, Friday 22nd, Saturday 23rd
Location: The Secret Theatre, 44-02 23rd Street, 
Long Island City, NY 11101

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June 1st - June 14th, 2016 at 13th St Repertory
Cast Included: Patrick Brian Scherrer, John Warren, Mary Tierney*, Brian Patrick Murphy*, Myles O’Connor*, Hannah Jane McMurray, Ashton Foster, Olivia Howell, Dina Massery and Chris Gentile
* Appearing through the courtesy of the Actors Equity Association